Victor vran gamefaqs series#
Sure, the box blurb and excitable cocksuckers at other, less good review sources will harp on about ‘improved AI’, ‘more realistic collisions’ and other completely unquantifiable bullshit but when it comes down to it, I play the same way I played every game in the series more or less. The short version is that FIFA 12 just about does enough to warrant a purchase, but with the understanding that when it comes to the nuts and bolts of the game engine, this hasn’t really changed that much.
After all, FIFA 11 was barely distinguishable from FIFA 09, with EA having settled into a series of small evolutions now that they are on the top spot with Konami’s PES series languishing in a puddle of its own tears. I get to use my knowledge of football and tactics without having to exert any effort and, as far as this genre goes, it doesn’t usually get much better than EA’s FIFA series which, in recent years, has adopted the approach of shoving as much extraneous shit in there as possible and letting you deal with it.įans of the series will have already bought this and will be on GameFAQs trolling the PES threads, but us normal folks just need to know if this is worth picking up. That’s why these football simulation-o-trons appeal to me. If football separates the men from the boys, I barely qualify as a foetus I shoot rather less well than Dick Cheney, I run like Dawn French approaching a lettuce and, invariably, any attempt to bring down and control a football sees me on the floor trying to catch my breath which, by then, is covered in piss. Actually, more like the left feet from that fucking Daniel Day Lewis film. Unfortunately I was cursed with two left feet. The passing, the skills, the moments of brilliance. I particularly hate Chelsea so much that I might actually die from it one day. I hate Sky Sports, men who wear football shirts and people who hold their arms out and go ‘wahhhh’ when someone misses. I love my team, even when they lose (which is more often than not) but I hate all football fans and all other teams. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.I’m an avid fan/despiser of football. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior.
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